prude - a woman who won’t fuck you
dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis
slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you
tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you
feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff
it was a good 14 months, right nip piercing, but you’ve been bothering me since January and I think we need to break up. I’m sorry I’m making you join left nip piercing now, but it’s for the best.
maybe we’ll get back together in the future if yOU AREN’T A FUCKING CBR THAT SNAGS ON EVERYTHING LIKE LITERALLY EVERYTHING EVEN MY SMOOTH SKIN IN THE SHOWER LIKE WHAT THE HELL
until we meet again, nip piercings. I loved you dearly.
on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine
On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.
one crack cocaine
hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please
debit or credit
I actually have a gift card